White Castle

I've talked about my McRib amnesia before, how I keep on forgetting that the McRib is garbage and that I should never eat one but every time McDonald's brings them around again, I end up buying one. I believe I've found a related phenomenon: White Castle.

Now, let's all remember that above everything else that White Castle burgers suck. Now, it is quite hilarious to crush 10 little sliders in one sitting, and there is something about that pickle and onion taste that is alluring. But at the end of the day, let's all remember that the buns are soggy and the patty is some weird gray color that is unnatural to meat. Let's never forget that eating White Castle means smelling like White Castle until you hit the shower. And let's never forget that there is a significant law of diminishing returns related to the White Castle sliders.

So, hopefully I can keep this in mind and avoid White Castle for the rest of this road trip because I never need to feel this sick ever again.